i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”
There was a young guy buying condoms at the supermarket today and he was really awkward about it. So after he paid I was like “Thank you, good weekend… and night.” with a huge grin and the poor guy turned as red as his condom package.
HE CAME BACK FOR MORE BUT WENT TO MY COLLEAGUE
Stop saying that I’m a mean person. I just enjoy making people feel awkward.